Hey readers....I found these funny, thought I'd share...
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.I bought her a bathroom scale.
And that's when the fight started....
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said...So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started...
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.'
And that's when the fight started...
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in
bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered...I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes.."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started ...
Why all this negativity towards women Franzy?
ReplyDeleteThese are simply quotes, not my feelings, but u kno that of course my dear tunes
ReplyDeleteIt's about time you started commenting again!!!!
ReplyDeleteHope you have this atleast once a week....hilarious....lol
ReplyDeleteThat would be tough...i don't get them from experience lmao (*wink emoticon to babe and iTunes)
ReplyDeleteI took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
ReplyDeleteOrder first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel Horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
Compliment."
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
ONE FOR THE LADIES..
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing My curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is Proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
LMAO...gold...gold I tell ya...lol
ReplyDeleteMikeBoomBotz does it again...dream creator lmao
ReplyDeleteyo u got any more of these jokes. they are hilarious.
ReplyDeletei'll post as they come...
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