Only 'THIS' Guy...

So every year for the past 7-8 summers I've captained a basketball team in a league or two. This year the squad seems to be falling apart...so what do I do to get over it??? PLAY PICK UP GAMES!!! At today's session some interesting things occurred. On his way to his car, one of your fellow readers realized he did not have his key! For the next hour 5 grown and tired men walked back and forth looking for the key, when we gave up he walked to the office to leave a note...as he walked back to the parking lot to get a ride he took off his hat and out falls the key....a prize to who ever guesses the reader on their first try.