Outragious

A bakery in NY is selling...brace yourself.... "drunken negro face" cookies. Yes thats what the ignorant a**hole has labled the cookies in the picture. According to the reports he did them to 'honor' Obama...clearly he was being sarcastic. I'd rather not even write anymore about this but you should all be informed, below is the post I got it from an the original Fox News article about the bakery.

Fox News - Racist Cookies

We have a black president...and tons of racists. Still have a long way to go I guess.

--via Gothamist

Hilarious Game Show!!!**

I think I wanna be on this show!!! I love "ninja warrior" and "MXC" finally something similar has made it to mainstream american television. If you have anything remotely resembling a frown on your face, watch this episode immediately...warning, excessive laughing will likely be induced!

WIPEOUT

Let us know what you think...

**update: sorry, ABC won't let me embed the episode so just click the link to watch...

I Love Music.....Track 14

After that beautiful weekend...I can't possibly put any other song up here...unfortunately the licenses won't let me embed the full song...just click thru the link and let it play though...

SUMMERTiME - WiLL SMITH

And I'd like to thank all you reader's for supporting, we've made it to 200 posts!!!! Now can the rest of you get a picture up for your follower icon?? haha just kidding...no really, get on that!

Fruitier than a bowl of Dole!**

If you've ever found some reason to listen to a
Pretty Ricky album you may have found yourself wondering afterwards if they were singing to the ladies...or they were more then friends. Well, group member 'spectacular' took it upon himself to answer that question for everyone out there. The way in which he did this was far to OD to post here for yall, but please watch click the link below when no one is watching and get at least 30 seconds in...I implore you....it will be the most suspect video you ever see in your life!!!!

"personification of dole's fruit salad"

And I expect quite a few comments on this...theres no way to watch the video and not have sooooomething to say....although you'll be speechless for a moment or so.

**Update: By popular demand, I've embedded the video...again this is NSFW!

--via theYBF

That's Totally Cool

Who comes up with this...really

Sad but true???

Comment...

Poll Results...

I agree with you guys that cassie's combo stunts were the most blatent cries for attention and hopeful album sales. I wonder how you all feel about those wild chris brown and rihanna pix being added into the mix?? Anywho I had planned to poll you guys on who's taking the NBA Championship this year among the four remaining teams, but I'd like to see if there are any suggested topics for polls before I do so...feel free to drop them in the comments below if you have any!!

This chick is NASTY!!!!

Tell me one person nicer than this!!!! She damn near better than Razel!!

And you thought drums were a cool addition!

If you couldn't really figure out what Guitar Hero and Rock Band were all about because you didn't really feel the music....get ready to have your socks rocked!!! The highly anticipated DJ Hero is on its way to a home near you. This is one of the first images of what the controller will look like...do you plan on picking it up?

Only 'THIS' Guy...

So every year for the past 7-8 summers I've captained a basketball team in a league or two. This year the squad seems to be falling apart...so what do I do to get over it??? PLAY PICK UP GAMES!!! At today's session some interesting things occurred. On his way to his car, one of your fellow readers realized he did not have his key! For the next hour 5 grown and tired men walked back and forth looking for the key, when we gave up he walked to the office to leave a note...as he walked back to the parking lot to get a ride he took off his hat and out falls the key....a prize to who ever guesses the reader on their first try.

Coming to a Theater Near You...v13

Have you ever played a video game that was a little toooo real?? Well what if you were controlling something that was really shooting something, would you continue playing? would you be more interested in the game? maybe you'd be ethical and find it completely repulsive. This movie coming out in the fall asks that question. Here's the trailer for "Gamer" starring the guy from Dexter, ludacris and some other european action star whose name escapes me at the moment. Enjoy it in HQ.

I Love Music.....Track 13

I'm really slacking on my reggae game since leaving college, but this serani joint is fire!!! If anyone knows the riddim, please leave it in the comments. Enjoy...

TV you should know about.....3

FOX is really doing it big this year with new TV shows. First Fringe, then my new favorite Dollhouse. One that snuck under the radar is called Lie To Me, starring that bad guy from the good HULK movie. Check out episode 9 before it expires!
What do you think?

Ever Seen That Fridge at Work?

If you work in an office, chances are there is a fridge where people store their lunch. This sounds like a great convenience until you think about how a few nasty people may be sharing said fridge with you. The other day we had to throw out our fridge and get a new one because the small was ingrained to the walls of the fridge....I thought that was bad. Reports show that show that AT&T had to call the police and hospitalize 28 people when a fridge cleaning exhibition turned near fatal!! Check out this quote from the poster:

"AT&T: more SARS more places..."

Hilarious

--via Engadget

Coming to a Theater Near You...v11

Next month a remake of the movie "The Taking of Pelham 123" starring Denzel Washinton and John Travolta hits the big screens. Looks like a good movie, kinda reminds me of Collateral for some reason...
Hit the HD button...you know you want tooReleases June 12, 2009

Really guy??

Unforgivable quote of the day at work today:
As 'Joe' is working in the transformer, he goes to his knees to reach something. As he's kneeling down he says to 'Tom' (who is standing 2 feet in front of him), "now you have to pull yours out..."

At that moment everyone turned and looked at Joe with disgust and awe! Lmao and FHL


-- mobile post via iPhone

New-New!!

Yes, incase you haven't heard...New-New (Lauren London) from ATL is 5 months pregnant with Lil' Wayne's child. In other news...91% of readers did not care...

Celebs & Cameras....OD

This is starting to get ridiculous! Allegedly Rihanna and Chris Brown have leaked 'inappropriate' pictures as well!!! Who's next??? This is crazy. Comment if you've seen the pics, think you know who's next, or any other reason you see fit for this post!! Work should be fun this week...

Happy Mother's Day!!!

I hope you all treated your mother like a queen on this very important holiday! Anyway, if you enjoyed my last SNL clip I've got a special treat 4 you!! If you don't know what I'm talking about click on the link in the last sentence and enjoy the two features together.

Everybody's a Critic...7

Alright alright, I can't lie...I definitely rented SOUL MEN expecting it to be a major flop. This was the Late Great Bernie Mac's last feature film, and I follows two washed up soul men on their way back to fame as they reunite for the first time to honor a fallen comrade (who is played by John Legend and looks utterly rediculous...on purpose). This is a movie worth renting if your looking for a few laughs on your next movie night..I'll give it one and a half thumbs up.

Don't forget, I only have two thumbs!

Middle Managers...

Funny commercial for the new video game version of Bionic Commando

New Poll...5-8-09

Seems like readers are expecting the Eastern Conference to take the title...I'm sure it has nothing to do with 95% of you living there or anything...

So for this next poll I took a reader's suggestion (tunes) and put a little twist on it. Every other day it seems like a celebrity is doing somthing crazy and outlandish for publicity, most of them make you laugh...others make you sick, but they all make you GOOGLE! I expect a lot more votes this time around...VOTE OR DIE!! jk...but vote haha

When Shaving Your Head Isn't Enough...

In case anyone cares...
Cassie's has said on her twitter page that someone has...'hacked' into her computer, stolen topless pics of herself and posted them on the web... We all know what that means...lemme give you the translation "So I like just totally realized that my hair will grow back by the time my album comes out...sooo lets do another publicity stunt way to early to make any money off of!!!" If you feel the need to see the foolishness find her twitter address and I'm sure you can find the pics on any one of the the 1,000,000 of foolish celebrity blogs...now away from the dayze and back to work we go... :-(

How To.....Become Wolverine!!!

There is no way I could have watched Wolverine and not posted something like this!!! This is by far one of the coolest DIY (Do It Yourself for all you non-geeks) projects I've ever seen!

Homemade Real Wolverine Like Claws X-Men - Click here for another funny movie.

...sorry, I know I didn't put instructions, so it's not truly a how to... aww well, sue me

-- via Engadget

Everybody's a Critic...6

Over the weekend I saw "X-Men Origins: Wolverine." I enjoyed the movie, it really depicted a lot of his history in an understandable light, although there were many in accuracies in the film. (Deadpool never had Cyclopse's vision or swords out his hands like wolverine...nice touch though) If you like action movies, comic books, x-men, mutants, outlandish stunts, or just plain old science fiction...I think you'll enjoy it as well. There's also a game coming out to accompany the film...supposidely it won't disappoint, judging from all other movie based video games...I find that hard to believe. If you haven't seen the movie yet, and plan too...stay after the credits there are two extra scenes. Also, not many know it, but depending where/when you see the movie you can see different scenes!! I think that was a lil addition because of the movie being leaked...if you saw the movie let me know what you think.

Coming to a Theater Near You...v10

Yea 'Public Enemies' is another Christian Bale movie, but watch the trailer and tell me its not gonna a great old school gangster flick!? Johnny Depp and the white kid that dances in Step Up are also in it. Lemme know what you think.Releases July 1st

Next step for the iPhone

If you have and love an iPhone, chances are you've heard about the upcoming update the iPhone OS...yes the coming of 3.0 is finally upon us!!! The software is already on it's 4th beta test with developers and it is scheduled to release next month...if all goes well. There are over 100 new features in the software...check out the most notable:

-Cut, Copy, and Paste (FINALLY!!!!)
-Landscape keyboard in all apps
-iPhone search function
-Multi-Media Messaging
-Much more

To learn more about the update check out the presentation on apple's website or download the podcast to your computer and watch it whenever or do like me and stream it directly to the iPhone you plan to update next month by searching for "Apple Keynotes" in the iTunes store. There are also lots of believable rumors going on, like iPhone becoming available on Verizon in 2010. This is possible because AT&T has not been able to renew their exclusivity with Apple as of yet. Another strong rumor is that of a new iPhone being announced at next months event...this is also believable because of all the new parts apple has been seen purchasing. Interesting news to come next month...if you have stock in Apple, get ready to pop champagne!

For the Stinky Party-Goer...

Funnest commercial for a while!!! HQ is available.

Only in NYC

Thats right, New York is the only place to find a lot of things.  Unfortunately the one I saw tonight was nothing to be proud of.  

I've seen guys stand outside the club many times before...you know posing like a "thug" too cool for school, but this dude I seen tonight was wearing all white pants embedded with red LED's thats right his pants where blinking...a light show...a stop sign (to women).   I found it extremely hilarious and felt the need to share...sorry I couldn't snap a photo guys...

Note to the Party Goers...

Please refrain from going to public places if you have something against deodorant!  Its already hot and sweaty in the club, the last thing everyone needs is some unbathed man/woman yelling and screaming with their arms in the air revealing the lovely odor of a** chips and booty juice!!!  I'm not sure who it was but some "Pepe Le Pew" kept passing by me on his way to the bar!!!  Tell me you know what I mean...

Party Tonight!!!

Be there or square!!!


-- mobile post via iPhone